credits to bloom and anna sui fer the graphics! lol! 
| How to make a charmaine |
Ingredients:
3 parts pride
5 parts crazyiness
1 part beauty |
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness |
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Monday, November 22, 2004
my feet stinks, and i have huge blisters, how unglam. why? cuz of sweaty feet in small mary janes. how disgusting. eeuw. whats new anyway. i shall live with my fate.
anyhow. i had a job. yes HAD. cuz its over now. no i did not get sacked. gosh im better than that please. it ended. yes it did after five days! moneys rolling in babes. WHEEEEEEEEEEEE. and what am i gonna spend it on? not myself this time, but others. how nice of me. presents dammit. stupid birthdays. my birthdays coming by the way. please remember it. or maybe i shall be silent bout it so i wont look pathetic if no one wishes me happy birthday in sch. then again i dont really like such embarrassment so. oh well. work with lizzy, weiming, priya, xb, nurul, naga and sham was FUNNAYE. it was e best best work experience ever. gosh. stupid asses crack me up. hur.
HI WOULD U LIKE TO SEE ME MAKE SNOW!!!!
12.45
13.90
WE HAVE SEVERAL HARRY POTTER AND POWERPUFF GIRLS KITS TO OFFER!
TOUCH THE SNOW! SQUEEZE IT!
(sry inside joke. *snigger*)
ah funnyness.
anywayyyyyyyyyyy. heres a proper goodbye to u all. i am not bloggin anymore. oh well at least fer the time being. i will move away!!! from blogdrive. to blogspot. and it maybe a private one. i know u guys will miss me tons! continue pple... = ) im just bored of refraining myself from typing certain stuff, why? so that i wont hurt pple upset them, blah. and my entries are kinda lame at times, so i am sparing u. its more of a bloody photoblog. but its still a blog! haha oh well.
so here it is.
GOODBYE MY FELLOW READERS!!!!!!
charmaine_cj's ass grew bigger at 12:04 am
Thursday, November 04, 2004
oh ok fine u cant see the words yes. ayes oh well. charmaine_cj's ass grew bigger at 01:28 am
Monday, November 01, 2004
you know i have this girlfriend, and she LOVES, as in oh my, she WORSHIPS the brand SCHICK.
u know, all day she'd go ranting bout gillette shavers and how good they are. how everyone should switch from GILLETTE to SCHICK.
charmaine_cj's ass grew bigger at 12:32 am
Friday, October 29, 2004
wheeeepppooooooootttsssss
oh man im updating again. isnt that.. swell.
charmaine_cj's ass grew bigger at 06:22 pm
Thursday, October 28, 2004
shant bitch. unlike a particular someone. HEEHEE!
ok beni. a better entry this time
beachng was fun. ok i just said that in my previous entry. but oh well, what the heck, ill repeat it again. it was HEAPS FUN. HMPH anne and kesh u guys MISSED OUT ALOT. hurrrrrrrrrrr.... we saw..someone. and he was yummmmaye. but oh well.
OK i havent done a montage like this for ages. it saves time. loads of it. WHEE! pretttttyyyy girls.
OOh hehhehhe lizzy, although small sized managed to piggyyy back me, YES ME! heheh how strong. i kept sliding off serenes OOOHH SO SLIPPERY back. heehee. did succeed like once tho!
it was a funnnyyy day, spent most of the time in the sea... jumping over waves, catching, throwing sand, looking at crabs, MAYDAYING, worming... EE WORMING!!!! haha, and yeaaaaaaaaa just having fun. it was nice nice. = )
MWAHS. next week. yes.
charmaine_cj's ass grew bigger at 03:04 am
ANGRY PEOPLE.
Five stupid things they do when argueing with you.
1) use big and bombastic words, hoping to sound mature, HOWEVER, it just makes them sound more childish. and HOHO, sometimes using it wrongly. check the dictionary small boy.
2) use LOW very LOW methods of argueing, eg, including crude and obscene language. like oral sex for example. OH how stupid and perverted can some pple get really? oh well. = )
3) you see, they claim to be pissed off? but notice they never seem to stop their endless stream of insults. oh bugger. it so annoying.. so block such people. yes thats the way.
4) they start jumping into conclusions. getting upset over what they WANT TO believe, and not the truth. sods really.
5) they start argueing to the point that they dont make much sense at all! its very funny.
For an example of a conversation with an angry boy, contact me and id show one to you. warning, dont read at night, for u may laugh TOO loudly and wake ur family up. i know some people who read them who laughed their ass off upon reading the EXAMPLE. = ) guaranteed laugh.
went beaching with my babes today. OH its was NICE. why? ask them! lol! it was definitely the best beaching day. lol. OOH WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
and did i mention that i hate perverts? i hate perverts! STALKERS! EEEK!
charmaine_cj's ass grew bigger at 12:57 am
Monday, October 25, 2004
hurhur. hold ur horses laydees, im gonna list the stuff i bought these two weeks. HEEHEE. and then ull prolly see why im SO SO broke now. bah.
Buys:
American Eagle Outfitters Ringer Tee - $30
Plain white flats - $12
Gap Ribbon Top - $16
Gap Jelly Hobo - $42
Abercrombie & Fitch Camisole - $22 (now thats a bargain!)
Forever 21 Belt - $7
Forever 21 Camisole - $38
Forever 21 Dress - $48 (fine. parents paid that so not counted hehe.)
ok whee im happy. yes am i satisfied? not really! cuz everytime i shop i keep seeing new stuff and i just wanna scream out loud and kill everyone, yes taking their cash away of course.
What i SOOOO want (but cant buy cuz i promised not to shop anymore):
Forever 21 Belt - $22
Kai Skirt - $50
Stussy Bag - $45
Forever 21 Skirt - $68
Topshop Jacket - $78 (cancelled due to char being sane agn.)
Mambo Jacket - $100 plus. GRR (cancelled due to char being sane agn.)
Pretty White Shades from Forever 21 - $12
Abercrombie Jacket - $60 (char WILL get this by next week. HURHUR. whether penniless thereafter or NOT)
more more more tops! - $10000000000000000000000000000000000000000
= ) and after that im a happy girl. so i guess ill be sad fer the rest of my life. hurrrr.
charmaine_cj's ass grew bigger at 02:14 pm
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
charmaine_cj's ass grew bigger at 01:45 pm
Monday, October 18, 2004
the most dreadful day ever.
THE test is finally over. the killer test. the test thats gonna make me fail my marketing module. hoho. congrats to that. fucker.
so yes am i suppose to feel happy? that the WHOLE SHIT PERIODS finally over? i dont. todays the most horrible day, and i stress e word most, this year. hoho.
number one.
i woke up not feeling refreshed, and i was facing a whole pile of papers scattered all over my table. the marketing text opened with hightlighters and pencils thrown everywhere. i turn to my left and see candice sleeping soundly. AND i had to study.
number 2.
it didnt work. i fell asleep, papers on the bed, legs sprawled. ok that didnt sound right.
number 3.
got up the bus, frantically trying to study. OLD LAYDEE walks in, overpowering I DONT KNOW what comes out from her. god. gross. as the foul air tingled my nose.... i couldnt concentrate. all i did was flap my papers around. she didnt notice. was she meant to notice? yes. sorry i was being sucha brat. but OH WELL.
number 4.
OLD MAN walks in, looks at OLD LAYDEE fer three seconds. looks at ME then my bag occupying the space next to me and looks at me. I GOT THE HINT OLD MAN. i took my bag away. wondering why he didnt wanna sit to OLD LAYDEE. what a nice match. sat unbelievably close to me, and kept looking at my notes. hoho interested in marketing? i dont think so. NOO im not saying he was looking at my breasts! the non existent ones! ayes u get the pun.
number 5.
reached my stop. scrambled to keep my balance, gripped the seat in front of me. GUESS WHAT I FELT?????? fucking OIL from someones FUCKING HEAD! yes urs truly, the OLD LAYDEE. omg i was so freaking grossed out. omg yuck yuck. those who touched my hand today, BOOHOO to u. HUR.
number 6.
marketing paper? i dont need to say anything.
number 7.
blisters.
number 8.
didnt get to reserve my skirt.
number 9.
found out how much i meant to him. or shd i say LESS.
number 10.
he seemed oblivious to how i felt.
number 11.
as i walked in a buncha stupid tennis guys were at the security post. i dont know who they were, maybe some asses i know but HELLO do u think id bother to loook at them? NO. and they said "wah lao.. so proud." assholes. im feeling fucky all right? so fucky offy.
number 12.
and no one saw my tears.
ayes im sorry for ranting. but i really cant help it.
unappreciated. thats how i feel. im always worried bout her. her her her. is she ever worried bout me? ok fine maybe she does care, but she doesnt probe. all she sees is the outside, has she ever asked me how i felt? has she ever confided how she felt bout HIM? no. i feel like a nobody. like do i even matter to her? i dont think so. she feels that its probably a responsibility to tell me things. HOHO yes indeed im her bestfriend. YES I AM! god somebody KILL ME.
u know what? i dont wanna care bout ANYONE. u guys can just eat my lao sai. and drink my pee.
And my words will be here when I'm gone
As I'm fading away against the wind
And the words you left me linger on
As I'm failing again now, never to change this
And I'm sympathetic,
Never letting on I feel the way I do
As I'm falling apart again at the seam
charmaine_cj's ass grew bigger at 09:06 pm
Sunday, October 17, 2004
dreaaaaaaaaaaaammmss AHHHHHHH!!!
stress causes nightmares..
-screams-
Horrible nightmares.
ive had 2 nightmares in a row. why? maybe its due to stress, maybe its due to the STUPID HORROR TRAILERS i keep seeing.
u guys shd check out The Grudge's website. it gave me a bloody fright! GRRRR and it was like 12 - 1 am! and who gave me the link to the site? none other than my beloved ah ma.
u know what i hate most? those lil cheap thrills link. u know... when ur reading this cute and sweet story with a nice song playing at the backgrd, and suddenly POOOOOFFFFFF the music goes LOUD and SCARY and faces start popping out. bloody asses, those who created them.
this "sweet" guy gave me a link to this flash document. its something bout sublimal messages, cool u say? kinda. so the first image is this painting, no big deal, i couldnt see anything weird bout it. it was just this bloody lady. then they inverted the painting and focussed on this area. OHH.. it was a picture of someone fingering herself. well thats cool. ok.. so the next thing was bout this song.. some song by cradle of filth. the flash claimed that when played backwards. u could actually hear e Lords Prayer, accompanied by eeeeerie music. EEK. i was kinda freaked out but oh what the hell, i proceeded. so yea i heard e prayer, it was definitely creepy. i was straining to read the prayer when all of a sudden images of dead bodies and that famous exorcist bitch face came popping out.oh and there were loud i dunno what sounds. gosh it gave me a freaking freaking fright ok. 10 minutes later and my heart was thumping at a rapid rate. i was fuckng shocked LA.
so my nightmares. hmmmm... ick. just thinking bout them gives me the creeps. mommy says i shd write a book based on them. no thanks. maybe one day when ive got the guts.
nightmare 1
ok AH MA theres u inside so dnt freak out!
a whole buch of us were in this toilet. this old and icky toilet, and yes whats new, it was rumoured to be haunted. HOHO. so yea there was these 2 particular cubicles that were sorta just there. as in, they werent with the other cubicles? since they were empty me and eve went to bathe there. as we were bathing i turned to look at eve. NO i wasnt bathing with her, the wall that was seperating us suddenly became transparent, or maybe i had xray vision. OH WELL but i witnessed the most gross sight ever. NO it wasnt her body, i couldnt even see.. like it was blur. i saw some girl, with fucking ugly face washings eve's back. she looked like e combination of the long haired shit from the grudge and the bitch from exorcist. fuckanathan. i was like traumatised in my dream. its like.. i could really feel it. that horrible feeling. i dropped my soap and looked away. i turned back and IT was gone. PHEW. i picked up my soap and when i stood up i saw this headless THING in front of me. CRAPPPPPADDOOODLES! damn scary la! the rest of the dreams kinda blur nw.. i cant really rmb? but i know i was just freaking out and no one believed me. hurhur. poor char.
second dream.
WE were in this rural village. i dnt know who's WE. none of u masscommers or butties. hurhur. ooh but darren was there. and my mom. haha! so yea my moms like psycho and she hates me like hell? she sorta suspected me of poisoning the water. yea. haha. so in anger i ran out and called darren who lives erm up the mountain. i live at the bottom. so yea we agreed to meet at the middle. and i got lost. i ended up at this insane place.. loadsa old hags and freaky pple. and i walked and walked and went into this... mental hospital. the lights were flickering and it was a dead dead place. it was old... and it was dark. it was raining outside too. bleah. then suddenly i was outta the dream. instead this nurse became the main character. it blacked out suddenly. and in the dream, i sorta knew that the nurse was gonna die. something was gonna get her. ick and that feeling sucked. but yea i woke up before she died. phew. i wdnt wanna see another icky creature, thing, whatever.
OH YA but i had a funny dream too! i dreamt that i stopped a war! hahahahha! freaking funny! im the peacemaker baby. oh and the reasons i gave? "why wd u want to kill? ur family members are all in there.. why dont u get married and live together?" like yes it doesnt make sense. like err... marriage? i guess its cuz marriage was sorta the topic fer last nights sermon.
oh whatever. i dnt wanna have nightmares again. freaking traumatising. it caused me to lose my attention last night. cuz i felt SOMETHING staring at me. like.. eeee. dont wanna think abt it.
sorry eve if that dream freaked u out! oh ya pple pray fer me yea? that i wont have such dreams anymore cuz its really disturbing. bah. = / charmaine_cj's ass grew bigger at 01:49 pm
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